I'm writing more scripts. I've been gathering up ideas over the last while. I have a funny new game show and a pretty decent new sci-fi story going.
The Asteroid of Gold - © 2018. All Rights Reserved.
(On board the TARDIS.)
K-9: Mistress?
Companion: What is it, K-9?
K-9: The central piston needs servicing again.
Companion: Already? (She leans forward and puts her hand on the see-through plastic shell of the throbbing unit. K-9 lets out a pant, which she detects.) You naughty creature!
Doctor: Now, now, dear, a dog can't help being a beast once in a while. He just wants to play.
Companion: Oh, he wants to play, does he? (She opens the emergency airlock and throws a ball out into space.) Fetch! (K-9 runs after the ball.)
Doctor: No! K-9, stay! (K-9 stops and the Doctor closes the hatch.) Please don't kill my dog. I need him for this expedition.
Companion: (Leaning back in her chair and putting her feet up on the control panel) Why? Where are we going?
Doctor: I've detected an asteroid from the belt between Mars and Jupiter that is on a collision course with Earth. We must find it and blast it to bits.
Companion: Can't you home in on its location?
Doctor: I've narrowed the search down to four asteroids in this sector. I need K-9 to sniff out the culprit by its trajectory and mineral composition.
Companion: Are we there yet?
Doctor: Just about. (Piston slowing) Let's see. There's the first one. It's the largest. Go ahead, K-9.
K-9: (Data processing sounds in background.) Computing...
(Etc, etc)
Conflict between the virtuous Doctor and his materialistic companion is inevitable when K-9 detects large deposits of gold in the asteroid they're supposed to destroy. I don't know. It passes the time, I guess.
I'm pretty isolated for someone whose blog gets so many readers; so many that I receive subscription notices for it from the ones that steal it. It makes me quite a target. And the last time I tried the link to my blog chronology, I was sent to another page. Has anything been done about these vicious crimes yet?
By the way, there's another old song restored to my YouTube account. If I were to ask the world's 6.5 billion people a question at the end of 2007, it would be, 'How did I steal all this work from these stars before they had it?' It's amazing how people forget where they saw or heard something first. All it took was one big fraudcast to wipe their memories clean - even when it was all still online in my name on an earlier date.
And now, when did I share some of my best new songs on YouTube? Was it eight years ago or four years ago? Was it four years ago or just last year? What better way to erase our lives than by erasing our memories? As long as they make profits. Did I tell you I found the title decapitated from the MP4 on a couple of my songs? It just says 'video' in its place. Why did someone need to do that to my music MP4s on YouTube? Does the mind controlling media have everyone loving them with my music's charm? As long as no one ever appreciates me for it, they're happy.
And as this crime persists, what about my human rights? What about the right to full protection from the law? Is that one of those adjustable rights? Is it adjustable according to how much money you have in your pocket? The grandparents of these broadcasters tried to say that JFK, possibly the most literate president of the last hundred years, plagiarized his book when he tried to run for president. But his rich dad threatened to sue them and they backed off. See what happens today when they pick on someone who isn't so rich, like you or me.
Their cruelty is really astonishing: leaving me to get rejected by whole crowds of rock fans who like my music by the simple act of fraud. You can't expect people that cruel to know how to write a good work from their hearts. And their irresponsibility is shocking, making heroes out of dick signed criminals to strike at their victim. Can you still reach my Copyright Offenders page or does the link send you elsewhere to help the Dean Christ and the Lie Guy? I've brought it up to date here. Sponsors might want to examine it closely, since their money has paid for my misery in the last eleven years. Try to count all the violations against me with my 'full protection from the law'. Lucky for most that this only ever happens to good artists.
Star Copyright Offenders
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Transgressor
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Works Violated
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Area
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Period
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AC/DC
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Easy
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music
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2007
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Bieber, Justin
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Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost)
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music
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2007
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Blue Rodeo
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Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, 'The Creed' and other poems.
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music, poetry
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2007
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Bush, George W.
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Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004
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opinion
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2004
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Beyonce
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Under My Umbrella
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music
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2008-14
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CNN program
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Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker)
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humor
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2007
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Carlin, George
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See George Carlin's Plagiarism
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personal prose
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2006-08
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Cohen, Leonard
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Buck Henry
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poetry
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2007-14
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Colbert Report, the
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Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Coldplay
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Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows
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music
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2007-10
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Comedy Central Talk Shows
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Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works
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humor
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2007
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Crystalids, the
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All My Money,
Arise,
Assault,
Bonkers,
Busybody,
Careful,
Chair,
Cheer?,
Comfort?,
Control?,
Crybaby,
Doors of Love,
Easy,
Ectomorph,
Fantasies,
Foothead?,
Forgiveness,
Free,
Frenetic,
Godspeed,
Harmony,
Ho Ho and Ho,
Loose?,
Lucky Lech?,
Mambo Fever,
Mistaken?,
More Sold Out,
Morning Shorelines,
Natural,
Nonplussed?,
Outside,
Prone,
Rusty,
Satellite Sam,
Sense,
Selfish,
Size,
Smile,
Soliloquay,
Spoils,
Telepathy,
Therapy,
Thrown Stones,
Tunnel Vision,
Ugly,
Uneven,
Untoward,
Widen?,
other works
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music
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2007-10
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Daily Show, the
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Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Dateline NBC
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Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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Degeneres, Ellen
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See Ellen
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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Eastwood, Clint
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Killer Ending
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humor
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2007
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Ellen
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Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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'Eye Guy', the (and brother?)
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Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-18
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Family Guy
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War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Fey, Tina
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2004-13
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Frum, David
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Republican speeches made from my words
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opinion
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2004
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Georgia Straight, the
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Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works
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humor
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1996
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Groening, Matt
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See the Simpsons
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humor
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2007-13
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Hanks Tom
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The Veteran
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poetry
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2007-13
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Kimmel, Jimmy
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Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Leno, Jay
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See the Tonight Show
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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MacDonnel-Douglas
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Bird of Prey
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music
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2007-2010
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MacFarlane, Seth
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See Family Guy
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humor
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2007-13
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MAD Magazine
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Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud
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humor
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2007-16
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MAD TV
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Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Madonna
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Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit
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music
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2008
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Maher, Bill
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See Real Time
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humor
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2007-15
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Miller, Dennis
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Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book
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original theory
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2007
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Myers, Mike
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Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others
|
humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
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Nickleback
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Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant?
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music
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2007-14
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Oasis
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Fortune
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music
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2001-10
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O'Donnell, Rosie
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Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe'
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intellectual property
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2007-2018
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O'Brien, Conan
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See Late Night with
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humor
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2007-13
|
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Pohler, Amy
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-13
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Real Time
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'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements
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personal prose
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2007-15
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Rolling Stones, the
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Nothing but Ashes
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music
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2007-13
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Saturday Night Live
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(Sketches:)
Bait Bikes,
Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass,
Cosmic Christ, the,
Don't Destroy the Kitchen,
Idiot Stu-dent, the,
One Thin Grocer,
Shorn Testimony,
Thelma Addison's Confusion,
The Masked Coward,
Tyranny,
The Hennessy,
The Planet of the Grapes,
The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback,
The Racoon,
The Burning Sun,
Silent Night on the Western Front,
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all),
Chester Windmill Presents,
Economics Made Simple,
The Search for Blue November,
Ears Wide Open,
Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener,
Minstrel At Arms,
Blindsighted Justice,
The Flying Peacocks,
'The Rake' Oral Apparatus,
Orangatang Flavour Crystals,
The Girls of Nightcast,
Nightcast: September 22, 2012,
Pussy Willow,
Nightcast: September 15, 2012,
War Story: All's Fair in Love and War,
Nightcast: September 8, 2012,
It's Unibrow!,
It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space),
It's Unibrow! (Again),
Match Against Machine,
The Lost Fight,
Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier,
Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist...,
History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin,
Meddlin' Mom,
Nurse Sheridan,
Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly,
Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee,
Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino,
Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer,
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet,
'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men,
The Lazar Razor,
'The Shot' Wall Syringe,
Metaphysical Fitness,
Vote for Willie,
'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?],
Bigger than the Host,
Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival,
Professional Wisecracker,
Stark Raving Mad TV,
Running on Air,
Not Without My Money,
The Dealer (The Collector),
Man of His Dreams,
The Sling,
End Quote,
Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun,
Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder,
Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant,
Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream,
Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation,
Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite,
Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper,
Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave,
Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants,
Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar,
Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy,
Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car,
Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar,
Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?],
Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard,
Siren Siren,
Atomic Self-Heating Soup,
Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler,
Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder,
Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly,
Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask,
Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide,
Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest,
Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues,
Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment,
Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza,
Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?],
Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success,
Love or Money,
Top Stories 1,
Campfire Rock,
The Straight-Blanket,
Top Stories 2,
The Insomniac,
Gold Rush 2013,
Top Story,
The Driver,
The Dating Game,
The Greed Game,
Top Stories 4,
The Blame Game,
Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle,
Top Stories 5,
The Bermuda Triangle War,
Treachery!,
Concentration 'X',
Nightcast: March 18, 2013,
North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes,
The Assistant,
Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13),
The Job Lovers Club,
The Cutting Room,
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets,
The Vanity Mirrors,
Dead Reckoning,
Enemy Agent,
Celebrity Roundup,
Top Stories 6,
Top Stories 7,
The Red Menace,
The Monarch,
Flames of Compassion,
The Space Suit,
Life Shavers,
Around the Corner (Public Service Ad),
Don't Break the Kitchen,
The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution,
The Multi-Gadge,
Family Feudalism,
Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher,
Film School Preppie,
The Local Banter,
The Police Police,
Gentrification,
A Day in the Afterlife,
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord,
Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap,
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor,
Loving Blindness,
Extreme Irony,
The Defector,
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap,
Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack,
Head Case Files/Little Brenda,
Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow,
Palumbo[?],
Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned,
Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2,
Schoolyard Scope[?],
Slowpoke,
The Thousand Dollar Man,
Le Miscreant,
The Downsizer,
Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30,
High School Sacramental,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25,
Smile-Rite Face Mold,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28,
Wilde on Absinthe,
Bum Steer[?],
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12,
The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30,
Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16,
Lord of the Fruit Flies,
Pretty Boy,
the Code Breakers of Stanley Park,
Slander!,
the Pathogena Hair Defense System,
Camp Jesus,
Madame Pompadu,
other works
(Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin,
Entropy's Date,
False Prophet, the,
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the,
Iniquia,
Marnie Blarneystone,
Mistress Nemesis,
Puritan, the,
Queen Frig,
Redeemer, the,
Restless One, the,
Rosemary Jones,
The Vindictive,
The Octiverse,
other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
|
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Seal
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Bad News, Beguiled
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music
|
2007-15
|
|
Shards, the
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Virtue, Lifeless
|
music
|
2007-13
|
|
Simpsons, the
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Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,
Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', Peanuts Halloween parody, and other works
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humor
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2007-13
|
|
Stewart, Jon
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See the Daily Show
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humor
|
2007-13
|
|
Swift, Taylor
|
Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity
|
music
|
2007-13
|
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Telus Corporation
|
Friend in Need
|
music
|
2008-2010
|
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Tonight Show, the
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(Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-2013
|
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Vancouver Sun, the
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Front page 'Sunshine Corner'
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personal prose
|
2007
|
|
Yoakum, Dwight
|
Together Again
|
music
|
2007
|
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