Crimes Against Hilarity

Oh, I heard that little joke about being 'compact'. If they need to insult me sexually, that Who parody must have been good yesterday. They always try to diminish my noble efforts with ugly putdowns. Sorry I can't share the whole script with you. It was disappointing for me to learn from a co-tenant that Saturday Night Live is still on the air after it was shown to have committed hundreds of acts of fraud with my comedy and poetry. The network must want it to look respectable in order to hurt me more, as if their vast fraud with my original scripts and poems wasn't harmful enough. I'm told they're doing more political satire now, probably trying to win favour with people through politics, rather than by a highly questionable talent. As dirty a trick as that is, it is understandable, since they clearly lack the means to win a crowd with their own pure humour. And what's so great about mimicking? Isn't that a rather common approach to humour? Why haven't they explored irony, hyperbole, the unexpected, wordplay, the absurd, and the other comic devices known to authors? After all, imitations grow tiresome on their own. My guess is that, aside from their obvious deficiency in authoring talent and imagination, at least since I've been on the web, inspiration has its own schedule and will not conform to their business deadlines. It was for this reason that I wanted to complete as much of my work as I could before I got involved with the business. No one should write comedy when they don't feel like it, but we see example after example of people doing it on TV and perhaps in the daily newspaper funnies. This is a true crime against hilarity. Who's paying me to write my Doctor Who script now? No one. That's why it will turn out well: I have my heart in the work, I'm in the mood to joke around, I like the show I'm writing about, etc, etc. Unfortunately, it may be only amateurs who have this kind of freedom, which is why I no longer share my new comedy scripts on the internet. While you might enjoy them, they'd only make the pros fucking jealous, which has been the stupid excuse all along for breaking copyright laws and trampling all over my human rights. I can see why the comedy writing skill is so rare. As one who took a very unique road in his life along the development of this skill, I can honestly tell you that it brings far more trouble than good. In my case, it has even interfered with my music career when I have no interest in being a comedian. When a proven talent is as abused as I am, it tells me why the TV will continue to disappoint viewers who are tuning in for a laugh. This industry simply hurts talent too much to ensure the highest quality product for their consumers. I didn't have to rewrite all my old work; I could have been writing new work all these years, and making new profits with it, but they hid all my old work from me instead of telling me it was mine. What a waste of time and talent. And now they're apparently more concerned with sustaining an illusion of decency in the face of so many criminal prosecutions of their stars than they ever were about satisfying their customers. When are they going to get rid of that dirty fraud show? As long as it stays on the air it promises only to poison the public mind. Take a look at my poetry index below. Is it the same as what you get when you click on my 'poems' link? Since I recently received a subscription notice from some piece of shit for these three hundred, or so, pages of my original poetry from my suffering life, I need to copy the whole index into this post to make sure you can see it all. It's a little demanding of my protectors to allow such a situation, don't you think? Acceptable Ad Man, the Addict, the AGE OF THE IMAGE, THE American Psych Ann Prattle April Fool (A Really Weird Poem) Argument, the Barbarians, the Barrier, the Bitch Goddess, the Blue Rodeo Bring On Your Archers Buck Henry Buzzbombers, the Censorship Cycle, the Charlotte Harlequin Charm, the Cheater Cheater Cheesecake Eater Chump Cinnamon Gang, the Clean Money Cocoon, the Commander, the Cross of Cruelty, the Crown, the Crybabies, the Culprits of BNE, the Cycle, the Cynic Cynical Priest, the Civility Dancer, the Deadly Cowards Dinglewood Dorf Eloquent Pair, the Emily Green Entropy's Date Envy False Prophet, the Family Day First Unholy Roman Emperor, the For My Niece For Something New For Something Newer Free Agent Freedom Funnyman Fil Gabby Gale Get Under It Gift, the Glass Shards, the Good as New Good Riddance Good Statesman, the Goony's Gift Happy Easter 2017 Happy Slowpoke Harem, the Harper Grift Hate Club, the HEAVENLY ESCAPADE, THE Heinous Hackers HERALD, THE Hermit, the Holy War, the Hooray for Justice HOST, THE Iniquia Involuntary Knave-Slaughter Irma Upskirt It's Not David Jackie the Pro Jam, the Jilted One, the Joke, the Judge, the Just Making Sense Karen MacClaren Lie, the Lifetimes Look No Further Love Is for Losers Love Merchants, the Lover, the Lunacy, the Lyndon B. Todd Mabelene Party Queen Maimie LaMay MAMMALS, THE MARATHON, THE Marnie Blarneystone MASTERPIECE, THE Measure This Mind Ray, the Mistress Nemesis Modern Fashion Sense Mock This Mortal Interval, the Most People My Meager Meal My Smokey Dream My Winter Maple Myrtle Birch Mysterious Miscreant, the Never Too Late No Fun Nothing to Lose OBELISK, THE OCTIVERSE, THE (A COLLECTION) Oracle, the Overweight Oaf Poetic Justice Poisoned, the Porcupine Girls, the Poverty Pimps, the Power Trip, the Pricilla's Cat Promise, the Protection Pundits, the Puritan, the Queen Frig Raunchy Rye Readers Only Redeemer, the Restless One, the ROAD TO ELYSIUM, THE Rogue's Paradise Rosemary Jones Rusty O'Slim Sacrifice, the Same Old Pain, the Sappho Asparagus Scales, the Servant, the Short-Changed, the Shorty Suffuse Siblings, the Sleep Talker, the Slick Singer Small World Smart Fruit Soccer Bores Me Something to Do Soul, the Spreading Sorrow, a Success Sue Ann Grape Talent King, the TARTAR WAR, THE Taskmaster, the Terminal End, a That's the Way They Like It Tough Love Travisty Bell Trail Blazer, the Trend, the Triathalon, the Trix's Treasure Truants, the Truth TUNESMITH, THE Tyrant, the Unfit, the Unmade Choice, the Vacuum, the Valentine Veteran, the Viewer Beware Vindictive, the Virginia Young Virtue Vandals Visitation, the Vixens, the War, the Watchers, the Wayward Star, the Wellspring, the Widower, the Wise Man, the Workers of Fastgo, the © 2018. Poems by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.
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