Sunday, December 16, 2018

Take It from Me

Take It from Me
Below, memories of October 2016, just before the big Blue Rodeo show:



I just can't help turning the odd humorous phrase here and there. Keep an eye on the Lie Guy with this one. A couple hundred of his offences are already listed below.

Sunday's a good day to address my most faithful readers. My recently shared plan of suicide might disturb them, so I thought I should speak a little about how God fits into it for me.

I'd rather not kill myself just yet, but I must tell you that it is becoming more and more desirable to me. From 2007 to 2010, unaware that thousands of posts had been stolen from my Google account, I was unaffected by their passing into the hands of countless frauds. Out of sight was out of pain. Now that most of those works have been restored here and they're all being torn to pieces again, I'm feeling the abuse. It seems inevitable that this constant pain, a kind of pressing heartache, will eventually drive me to the act.

Being so close to my grave has made me very spiritual, so I have my Maker on my mind. I'm even careful to keep my thoughts as clean as possible. There's just one more thing I'd like to say on this topic now. It was provoked by the attitudes of certain trespassers of my copyrights and has to do with God's disagreements with humanity. I feel it necessary to remind the faithful of a scriptural lesson that is getting demolished by modern broadcasting and its parade of frauds with my work. It boils down to God doesn't think like we do. Three important examples of this are with appearances, riches, and heaven.

God was clearly more impressed with a common carpenter's son than he was with the emperor of Rome because God sees beyond appearances into the truth of a person, which exists purely in actions. This was why Christ instructed to 'give no thought to what you should wear.' It won't help you ultimately. A beautiful business suit, which I'd love to put on, is no substitute for beautiful actions. TV commercials seem to say the very opposite: the clothes make the man. You might think a woman is beautiful at first sight, but you'd soon change your mind about her if she betrayed you. God would see past her appearance, straight through to her treachery, from a safe distance.

God is repulsed by material riches. We associate such riches with success, but God, besides being infinitely more impressive, sees them as a barrier to salvation. The physical comfort they offer is limited by our term of existence as physical beings, and threatens to betray the spiritual, immortal part of us. Here Christ is quoted as saying of the doomed rich, 'you have had your easy life.' I enjoy TV shows about rich people, like Columbo. They have more things, which makes them more interesting to watch. Still, we must be careful not to covet their possessions.

My last point, about heaven, has to do with its location. Humans are inclined to think of heaven as a shining palace in the clouds when it is not. God's heaven is a place of the heart. We will never find it by any expedition, method of analysis, or signing of a recording contract, but only by embracing our noblest feelings. (When I do this, I tend to produce my most pleasing works of music, poetry, comedy, and art.) Christ spoke in parables, in order to appeal directly to the hearts of his flock and bypass their heads. It was the only way that God's Kingdom could accurately be described. And what are we losing, as our science grows and grows, and its rationality blinds us from such places that exist in feeling rather than thought?

Nor does Satan's hell exist here, but more likely in a dimension where stolen music and plagiarized comedy are extracted by live vivisection with no anaesthesia. Hey, the only limit is your own imagination!

I've never been very comfortable in this world, since I've never had much money, and it's troubling to learn how casual the rape of my music and comedy has become as a way of showering heartless frauds with comforts and leaving me in the cold. It's the kind of true story that belongs in a scripture, a classic pitting of good against evil, but look at how it gets ripped apart when I try to share it on Blogger and YouTube. Well, however much the government and big business must hate my faith in God, it has preserved me up to this point, so that I may share as much soul protecting truth with you as possible. If only they knew how technological my conversion was, how powerless I was against it; it might give my account more credence, or at least make it more understandable.

I'm up to Season Seven of Ancient Aliens, my inspiration for comedy sketches like the Observatory and I Know All About It. This is a very interesting show when it discusses the paranormal experiences of outstanding people from the past, like Abraham Lincoln's. And was Hitler a contactee? Anti-Semites from space? Who'd have thought the hate spread that far in only 2000 light-years? And did ET's help Von Braun with his V-2's? They must have wanted to wipe out England before Doctor Who could get there. Anyway, people are more inclined to believe that such extraordinary things happen to outstanding people, as with Lincoln or Hitler, but when broadcasters constantly diminish the image of an otherwise outstanding person, it makes his encounter with the phenomenal less believable by making him appear too ordinary for it. Watch out for my deceptive appearance, which is far more their creation than mine in your eyes.

If aliens are involved in this, it's an experiment. Maybe they want to compare the frauds' success with my own. Maybe it's an important experiment, and they need me to survive to get on the stage so that they can complete their analysis. Maybe they'll be extremely cross with anyone who drives me to suicide before that can happen. I wouldn't want those powerful entities pissed off at me, boy.

I have only passing complaints about financial difficulties because I don't expect being rich to solve all my problems. If anything, the great wealth of some of the offenders in this case against me and my work shows just how inadequate earthly riches are when it comes to delivering true happiness. If they were happy with their fortunes, they'd have left me alone on the web with my beautiful songs and blogs, with no credit card and no commercials on my page.

As for my suicide, should it come to pass, it will make no sense to your rational mind. I only hope it will be acceptable to your heart.

Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', Peanuts Halloween parody, and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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