Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Favour Among Thieves

Favour Among Thieves
After someone is caught charming the public with plagiarized works of music or poetry or comedy or opinion, or cartoonery, then, at the very least, no one should ever trust that person on a public stage again. We open our hearts and our wallets for such works, and we do not want that happening by any damned deception. We want to feel good and secure about rewarding our favourite authors for their pains when we're celebrating and buying their work. We want to celebrate the beauty of the work, not fucking profits.

So why are criminals who were caught plagiarizing my works still appearing on magazine covers and billboards? Why are they getting a second and third chance after their crimes with my songs and blogs? What are they telling the public to contradict my truth and enable their illusion of legitimacy? Or is it just because the news won't admit these crimes and prosecutions of stars with my work? But some of you out there have been reading my blogs since 1999. Look, I'm still here, still saying the same thing after almost twenty years online. Truth never changes. Since then, the news has contradicted itself at least four times on the issue of my ownership, hasn't it?

You can't blame me for protesting events and promotions for people who were caught stealing my music or poetry or comedy. Such filthy crimes as theirs are expected to destroy their careers upon becoming public knowledge. So by keeping such offenders on a public stage, it stands to bring further harm to their victim. It makes me look suspicious. And it gives them the further opportunity to rob my blogs so they can 'look like' the ones who write the new things, while I'm busy making video after video of YouTube sponsors getting ripped off with my videos in the hands of web frauds. Are the cops and lawyers content with this? Because I have spent a lot of time trying to bring it directly to their attention, year after year, unsuccessfully, it seems. And that's why I get grouchy sometimes.

With that last tune I shared on YouTube, Close Rendezvous, when I first shared it as Grand Rendezvous in 2007, did its abductors gang up on me for another 'collaboration'? It was such a long time ago, but I vaguely recall the name of a monumental poet on just such a song. At the time, I was almost flattered, because I thought the band that stole it was 'using' him, not just to intimidate me, but possibly to explain the suddenly improved quality of their lyrics at that time. But after seeing other icons like Jagger and Cohen appearing all alone with my music or poetry, I'm not so sure anymore.

I'm, of course, less offended by violations from authors who influenced my own work. At least I got something from them before they ripped me off. But the bottom line is that you shouldn't take what isn't yours - never mind who influenced it. A good creative author injects himself into his writing, whatever its inspirational source. And so, I'll just have to keep writing until I have filled in the void left behind by their banishment from my mind with my own faithful works.

Below is another of my blogs for which I recently received a subscription notice, my lyrics index. That sure is a lot of music to lie to the world about, eh? Hours and hours. The broadcasters don't think so. Nor does the offender who sent me the notice. So, is it all still there from my 'songs' link at the bottom of this post? And will I have to post this page again at some future date? What about yesterday's and the day-before's? Will I have to post them again and ask my readers check them against

David Skerkowski's Lyrics:

Accidentally Blown
Affinity
Aggression-Depression
All My Money
Apostrophe Unneeded
Arise
Assault
Asylum
Babydoll
Bad News
Beguiled
Bird of Prey
Blazon
Bonkers
Brown Lullaby
Business
Busybody
Candy Hearts
Canopy
Careful
Casual
Chair
Cheer
Class
Close Rendezvous
Clouds
Comfort
Conflict
Conscience
Contented
Control
Conviction
Crybaby
Currents
Decent
Delightful
Denial
Dignity
Disenchanted
Doors of Love
Dun
Easy
Ectomorph
Empty
Energy
Epitomes
Everything
Fantasies
Faraway Places
Figments
Fishface
Flimsy
Flounder
Fool
Fool's Paradise, This
Foothead
Forgiveness
Forgotten
Fortune
Free
Frenetic
Friday's Child
Friend in Need
Fun
Goddess
Godspeed
Gr. Moose
Gran
Grumble
Hairball
Harmony
Headlong
Heartstrings
Heretic
Homage
Homeless
Hot
Hunted
I'll Wait for Your Love
Impressions
Insidious
Innocent
It Makes Me Wonder
It's Not You
Juice
Justice
Laura-Li
Leg It Up
Lifeless
Linger
Loose
Lucky Lech
Magic
Make-believe World
Mambo Fever
Mayhem
Meanest Joke, the
Meantime
Meat Hooks
Mischief
Mistaken
Mixed Feelings
More Sold Out
Morning Shorelines
Motion Cautionary
Musician
Natural
Nonchalant
Next Best Thing
Nonplussed
Nothing but Ashes
Oblivious
Orbit
Orcastra
Out from Under
Outside
Passion
Past the Limit
Pathetic
Penitence
Plow
Practice
Preteen Queen
Promise
Prone
Puzzles
Ram
Ransom
Redemption
Redundant
Respect
Rugged
Rules
Rusty
Sad Anger
Sanctuary
Satellite Sam
Sense
Selfish
Sentimental
Shabby
Shambles
Simper
Simple
Size
Slings and Arrows
Smile
Soliloquay
Space 2009
Special
Spellbound
Spoils
Stagger
Stress
Stultified
Suicide
Sunny Skies
Survival
Targets
Telepathy
Temperance
Tenseness
Therapy
Thrown Stones
Tinsel Heaven
Together
Together Again
Topsy-turvy
Tricks
Tumble
Tunnel Vision
Ugly
Unabused
Underachiever
Uneven
Untoward
Vanquished
Virtue
Visions
Wallet
What Do You Do All Day?
Whiner
Whore
Widen
Wild
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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Crimes Against Hilarity

Crimes Against Hilarity
Oh, I heard that little joke about being 'compact'. If they need to insult me sexually, that Who parody must have been good yesterday. They always try to diminish my noble efforts with ugly putdowns. Sorry I can't share the whole script with you.

It was disappointing for me to learn from a co-tenant that Saturday Night Live is still on the air after it was shown to have committed hundreds of acts of fraud with my comedy and poetry. The network must want it to look respectable in order to hurt me more, as if their vast fraud with my original scripts and poems wasn't harmful enough.

I'm told they're doing more political satire now, probably trying to win favour with people through politics, rather than by a highly questionable talent. As dirty a trick as that is, it is understandable, since they clearly lack the means to win a crowd with their own pure humour. And what's so great about mimicking? Isn't that a rather common approach to humour? Why haven't they explored irony, hyperbole, the unexpected, wordplay, the absurd, and the other comic devices known to authors? After all, imitations grow tiresome on their own. My guess is that, aside from their obvious deficiency in authoring talent and imagination, at least since I've been on the web, inspiration has its own schedule and will not conform to their business deadlines. It was for this reason that I wanted to complete as much of my work as I could before I got involved with the business. No one should write comedy when they don't feel like it, but we see example after example of people doing it on TV and perhaps in the daily newspaper funnies. This is a true crime against hilarity.

Who's paying me to write my Doctor Who script now? No one. That's why it will turn out well: I have my heart in the work, I'm in the mood to joke around, I like the show I'm writing about, etc, etc. Unfortunately, it may be only amateurs who have this kind of freedom, which is why I no longer share my new comedy scripts on the internet. While you might enjoy them, they'd only make the pros fucking jealous, which has been the stupid excuse all along for breaking copyright laws and trampling all over my human rights.

I can see why the comedy writing skill is so rare. As one who took a very unique road in his life along the development of this skill, I can honestly tell you that it brings far more trouble than good. In my case, it has even interfered with my music career when I have no interest in being a comedian. When a proven talent is as abused as I am, it tells me why the TV will continue to disappoint viewers who are tuning in for a laugh. This industry simply hurts talent too much to ensure the highest quality product for their consumers. I didn't have to rewrite all my old work; I could have been writing new work all these years, and making new profits with it, but they hid all my old work from me instead of telling me it was mine. What a waste of time and talent. And now they're apparently more concerned with sustaining an illusion of decency in the face of so many criminal prosecutions of their stars than they ever were about satisfying their customers.

When are they going to get rid of that dirty fraud show? As long as it stays on the air it promises only to poison the public mind. Take a look at my poetry index below. Is it the same as what you get when you click on my 'poems' link? Since I recently received a subscription notice from some piece of shit for these three hundred, or so, pages of my original poetry from my suffering life, I need to copy the whole index into this post to make sure you can see it all. It's a little demanding of my protectors to allow such a situation, don't you think?

Acceptable
Ad Man, the
Addict, the
AGE OF THE IMAGE, THE
American Psych
Ann Prattle
April Fool (A Really Weird Poem)
Argument, the
Barbarians, the
Barrier, the
Bitch Goddess, the
Blue Rodeo
Bring On Your Archers
Buck Henry
Buzzbombers, the
Censorship Cycle, the
Charlotte Harlequin
Charm, the
Cheater Cheater Cheesecake Eater
Chump
Cinnamon Gang, the
Clean Money
Cocoon, the
Commander, the
Cross of Cruelty, the
Crown, the
Crybabies, the
Culprits of BNE, the
Cycle, the
Cynic
Cynical Priest, the
Civility
Dancer, the
Deadly Cowards
Dinglewood Dorf
Eloquent Pair, the
Emily Green
Entropy's Date
Envy
False Prophet, the
Family Day
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the
For My Niece
For Something New
For Something Newer
Free Agent
Freedom
Funnyman Fil
Gabby Gale
Get Under It
Gift, the
Glass Shards, the
Good as New
Good Riddance
Good Statesman, the
Goony's Gift
Happy Easter 2017
Happy Slowpoke
Harem, the
Harper Grift
Hate Club, the
HEAVENLY ESCAPADE, THE
Heinous Hackers
HERALD, THE
Hermit, the
Holy War, the
Hooray for Justice
HOST, THE
Iniquia
Involuntary Knave-Slaughter
Irma Upskirt
It's Not David
Jackie the Pro
Jam, the
Jilted One, the
Joke, the
Judge, the
Just Making Sense
Karen MacClaren
Lie, the
Lifetimes
Look No Further
Love Is for Losers
Love Merchants, the
Lover, the
Lunacy, the
Lyndon B. Todd
Mabelene Party Queen
Maimie LaMay
MAMMALS, THE
MARATHON, THE
Marnie Blarneystone
MASTERPIECE, THE
Measure This
Mind Ray, the
Mistress Nemesis
Modern Fashion Sense
Mock This
Mortal Interval, the
Most People
My Meager Meal
My Smokey Dream
My Winter Maple
Myrtle Birch
Mysterious Miscreant, the
Never Too Late
No Fun
Nothing to Lose
OBELISK, THE
OCTIVERSE, THE (A COLLECTION)
Oracle, the
Overweight Oaf
Poetic Justice
Poisoned, the
Porcupine Girls, the
Poverty Pimps, the
Power Trip, the
Pricilla's Cat
Promise, the
Protection
Pundits, the
Puritan, the
Queen Frig
Raunchy Rye
Readers Only
Redeemer, the
Restless One, the
ROAD TO ELYSIUM, THE
Rogue's Paradise
Rosemary Jones
Rusty O'Slim
Sacrifice, the
Same Old Pain, the
Sappho Asparagus
Scales, the
Servant, the
Short-Changed, the
Shorty Suffuse
Siblings, the
Sleep Talker, the
Slick Singer
Small World
Smart Fruit
Soccer Bores Me
Something to Do
Soul, the
Spreading Sorrow, a
Success
Sue Ann Grape
Talent King, the
TARTAR WAR, THE
Taskmaster, the
Terminal End, a
That's the Way They Like It
Tough Love
Travisty Bell
Trail Blazer, the
Trend, the
Triathalon, the
Trix's Treasure
Truants, the
Truth
TUNESMITH, THE
Tyrant, the
Unfit, the
Unmade Choice, the
Vacuum, the
Valentine
Veteran, the
Viewer Beware
Vindictive, the
Virginia Young
Virtue Vandals
Visitation, the
Vixens, the
War, the
Watchers, the
Wayward Star, the
Wellspring, the
Widower, the
Wise Man, the
Workers of Fastgo, the
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Monday, December 10, 2018

The Right to Parody

The Right to Parody
I'm writing more scripts. I've been gathering up ideas over the last while. I have a funny new game show and a pretty decent new sci-fi story going.

The Asteroid of Gold - © 2018. All Rights Reserved.

(On board the TARDIS.)

K-9: Mistress?

Companion: What is it, K-9?

K-9: The central piston needs servicing again.

Companion: Already? (She leans forward and puts her hand on the see-through plastic shell of the throbbing unit. K-9 lets out a pant, which she detects.) You naughty creature!

Doctor: Now, now, dear, a dog can't help being a beast once in a while. He just wants to play.

Companion: Oh, he wants to play, does he? (She opens the emergency airlock and throws a ball out into space.) Fetch! (K-9 runs after the ball.)

Doctor: No! K-9, stay! (K-9 stops and the Doctor closes the hatch.) Please don't kill my dog. I need him for this expedition.

Companion: (Leaning back in her chair and putting her feet up on the control panel) Why? Where are we going?

Doctor: I've detected an asteroid from the belt between Mars and Jupiter that is on a collision course with Earth. We must find it and blast it to bits.

Companion: Can't you home in on its location?

Doctor: I've narrowed the search down to four asteroids in this sector. I need K-9 to sniff out the culprit by its trajectory and mineral composition.

Companion: Are we there yet?

Doctor: Just about. (Piston slowing) Let's see. There's the first one. It's the largest. Go ahead, K-9.

K-9: (Data processing sounds in background.) Computing...

(Etc, etc)


Conflict between the virtuous Doctor and his materialistic companion is inevitable when K-9 detects large deposits of gold in the asteroid they're supposed to destroy. I don't know. It passes the time, I guess.

I'm pretty isolated for someone whose blog gets so many readers; so many that I receive subscription notices for it from the ones that steal it. It makes me quite a target. And the last time I tried the link to my blog chronology, I was sent to another page. Has anything been done about these vicious crimes yet?

By the way, there's another old song restored to my YouTube account. If I were to ask the world's 6.5 billion people a question at the end of 2007, it would be, 'How did I steal all this work from these stars before they had it?' It's amazing how people forget where they saw or heard something first. All it took was one big fraudcast to wipe their memories clean - even when it was all still online in my name on an earlier date.

And now, when did I share some of my best new songs on YouTube? Was it eight years ago or four years ago? Was it four years ago or just last year? What better way to erase our lives than by erasing our memories? As long as they make profits. Did I tell you I found the title decapitated from the MP4 on a couple of my songs? It just says 'video' in its place. Why did someone need to do that to my music MP4s on YouTube? Does the mind controlling media have everyone loving them with my music's charm? As long as no one ever appreciates me for it, they're happy.

And as this crime persists, what about my human rights? What about the right to full protection from the law? Is that one of those adjustable rights? Is it adjustable according to how much money you have in your pocket? The grandparents of these broadcasters tried to say that JFK, possibly the most literate president of the last hundred years, plagiarized his book when he tried to run for president. But his rich dad threatened to sue them and they backed off. See what happens today when they pick on someone who isn't so rich, like you or me.

Their cruelty is really astonishing: leaving me to get rejected by whole crowds of rock fans who like my music by the simple act of fraud. You can't expect people that cruel to know how to write a good work from their hearts. And their irresponsibility is shocking, making heroes out of dick signed criminals to strike at their victim. Can you still reach my Copyright Offenders page or does the link send you elsewhere to help the Dean Christ and the Lie Guy? I've brought it up to date here. Sponsors might want to examine it closely, since their money has paid for my misery in the last eleven years. Try to count all the violations against me with my 'full protection from the law'. Lucky for most that this only ever happens to good artists.

Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', Peanuts Halloween parody, and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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Thursday, December 6, 2018

Attention YouTube Sponsors

Attention YouTube Sponsors
Just to give everyone an idea of the stress I suffer from telling you the truth about broadcasters in this case, when I was about to leave the library earlier, after making the below points about my innocence and honour, I heard a fan of that web fraud say, 'she knows you're mental'. Well, aside from the image assault and the obviously bigoted attitude related to this remark, they don't let crazy people say that stars ripped them off on the internet. Stars are paranoid about their image and they would prosecute anyone who would damage it by deceit. In my case, they can do nothing because I'm telling the truth. And when you look at the truth I'm trying to tell you, it should explain why someone is always contradicting it. As for being 'mental', I'm pretty fucking stressed out from this bitch on the internet who has been fucking with my web pages all year since at least June - when are you going to bust her? - but I think it's more insane for her and her star heroes of the past to pretend they're me when they steal my blogs and songs that they don't know how to write.

I should start this by saying how to understand the lack of commercials on my YouTube pages, since I'm sure someone has already tried to insinuate my guilt from it. Ask yourself, why would someone steal a bunch of music and have no commercials on his page to make money from it? Of course, no thief would steal without a guarantee of payment. So what's so great about having all my songs up with no commercials on them after they made all that money for frauds? Well, if you wrote the work yourself, as is the case with me, then you are paid by your pride when you share your achievements with the world. Of course, chronic song thieves can't understand such a payment, since they never write songs like mine - if they even write songs at all. Paid strictly by my author's pride, then, my lack of paying commercials should indicate to you, after eleven years of constant posting, that I am and always was the only author of my work. On the other hand, if you catch anything of mine outside my URL's with a commercial on the page, you should flag it down immediately.

I'll eventually get a credit card and set up an 'Adsense' account to try to make some money from my YouTube videos. In the meantime, I thought I should inform the YouTube sponsors that rogue YouTube members are charging them money for my music on the internet. I know that these sponsors are decent and would want no part of any hideous music fraud, so I'm sure they'll pursue the appropriate action against the offenders. I think it's disgusting to see this crime with my songs get committed so often when it's so perverse, but it seems the authorities just want to stand there with folded arms and let it happen to me. This raises a question about human rights in our society, a society where police think it's their job to abandon an artist to predators if the predators are supported by big money. I'll bring it up at the next election.

And is anyone shadowing me through that new encrypted https link that I keep reading about here? That's a great tool for fraud, I bet. Great way to confuse everyone about every word I share with the public every day. But it helps to control crime, right? When?

Just a couple more thoughts about the broadcasters. I know you're still probably thinking they're more of a threat to me than to you, but they lie to you about music and poetry and comedy. They knew that Blue Rodeo had stolen at least a full album of my songs in January 2017, as they hyped the big Blue Rodeo concert at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre. They knew that that comedy creep on the billboard had committed countless acts of fraud with my blogs and poems. They bared their fangs in late 2007, when they tried to bury my poetry under their pathetic rhyming news reports. I'm surprised I'm the only one who noticed. And they must have told a million lies to support all that fraud with my vast works over the years. Shouldn't we all stop listening to them now? A million lies is a million lies; it doesn't matter who or what they're about.
  
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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Reptiles Aren't Warm

Reptiles Aren't Warm
I've posted a couple new recordings that turned out to be similar to past posts on YouTube. The songs might have still been receiving airplay or circulating on the web, with others' names on them, up to recently.

I recall the crime with my last song clearly now. It was probably Blue Rodeo. My half finished song suited their C&W image, but I like that song a lot more as it is now. And my solo sounds good with that echoey effect.

When they steal my songs and my laughs, they're not just stealing my work but passing themselves off as having my feelings while they're doing it. I don't think that people who steal songs and poems and lie to everyone to try to gain power and wealth should be masquerading to the public as having my warm feelings that put into my work. They are cold blooded reptiles and are incapable of feeling my feelings. That's perhaps what I find most evil about this fraud with my work.

So what was that Blue Rodeo concert about now in early 2017, when I found myself selling my amp to compile legal funds? Why did the schoolchildren treat me so miserably when Blue Rodeo were coming to town? Well, who had my songs and blogs? Who else? And what were they telling everyone about me behind my back to explain it? I now know who had Mischief and It Makes Me Wonder and Redemption and Small Miracles and Slings and Arrows and Grand Rendezvous and possibly even Flimsy. In January 2017, was everyone looking forward to a nice concert of those songs with Blue Rodeo after I spent three years struggling against Diamondback for possession of my other songs? You see what I'm up against with these broadcasters. And I'm supposed to show them deference, to allow them to promote me, when they're trying to cut my throat every day. Great.

Boy, those broadcasters must absolutely hate outstanding talent. How can I be outstanding when they take my most outstanding songs and pass them around to fifty different bands? How am I even supposed to survive such a crime? So, if you think there's too much mediocre content on the airwaves, just look at how they try to demolish outstanding talent.
  
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